Alex: How come you never romance Liara?
Me: I just don’t find asari sexy.
Alex: Spit it out.
Me: It’s the head tentacles. They just looks so….ugh. Grosses me out every time.
Alex: But you’re ok with Garrus?
Me: Garrus is a sex god.
Alex: So mandibles don’t bother you, but head tentacles do?
Me: I never claimed to make sense!
This is accurate.
There aren’t enough Shakarian smut fanarts out there, and of those that exist so few manage to draw Garrus a good sexface. And that makes me a sad panda.
I don’t blame anyone, emoting is hard with turians, but seriously. I’ve seen Garrus with a good sexface. It’s sexy.
shakarian doesn’t have enough fanart?
There is no such thing as “enough Shakarian fanart”