Alex: How come you never romance Liara?
Me: I just don’t find asari sexy.
Alex: Spit it out.
Me: It’s the head tentacles. They just looks so….ugh. Grosses me out every time.
Alex: But you’re ok with Garrus?
Me: Garrus is a sex god.
Alex: So mandibles don’t bother you, but head tentacles do?
Me: I never claimed to make sense!
This is accurate.
There aren’t enough Shakarian smut fanarts out there, and of those that exist so few manage to draw Garrus a good sexface. And that makes me a sad panda.
I don’t blame anyone, emoting is hard with turians, but seriously. I’ve seen Garrus with a good sexface. It’s sexy.
shakarian doesn’t have enough fanart?
There is no such thing as “enough Shakarian fanart”
OMG SÃO PAULO!!!!!!
Where you are going?
Go home São Paulo, you’re drunk.
“A man has choices, I chose the impossible. I built a city where the artists would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, where the great would not be constrained by the small. I chose to build Rapture. But my city was betrayed by the weak. So I ask you my friend, if you live with pride, would you kill the innocent? Would you sacrifice your humanity? We all make choices, but in the end, our choices make us.”